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‘The Daily Show’ Rips DOJ for Indicting James Comey Over Seashell Photo

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“The Daily Show” laid into the Department of Justice for indicting James Comey over an allegedly threatening seashell photo.

Host Josh Johnson weighed in on the controversy during Wednesday’s monologue, in which he quipped that the former FBI director simply “did the most retired old man thing ever.”

“He walked on a beach and took a picture of seashells and even posted on social media, like we wanted to see it too,” Johnson said before playing news footage about the indictment. Specifically, news coverage from “Good Morning America” explained that the DOJ indicted Comey over a since-deleted photo of seashells that spelled out “86-47,” taking it as a threat on the president’s life.

“That’s the threat? Are you sure he was acting alone?” Johnson sounded off. “Because as long as we’re indicting, I heard about a woman who sells seashells by the seashore. That’s suspicious as hell.”

He continued: “Seriously, how do you get from this post that James Comey wants to murder the president?”

At this moment, “The Daily Show” editors played footage of different talking heads suggesting that the term “86” was a “kill order” and that Trump is the 47th president of the United States.

“Just so you’re aware, this is probably not going to work in court. Because I know it’s scary to be indicted, but this is definitely going to get 86ed by a judge,” Johnson said. “And, in fact, if I could talk to the Department of Justice for just a second, I don’t even think you believe you. Because if you’re saying that those menacing seashells were a threat to the president, then why did it take you nearly a year to come after Comey?”

He added: “I thought the Secret Service on Saturday night was slow. I owe them an apology.”

As Johnson went on, he explained that the term “86” meant to get rid of something off a menu or to kick someone out of a place.

“It’s been understood to mean those things since the 1930s,” he noted. “It’s actually one of the last good slang terms that white people invented. Since then, it’s been nothing but ‘bazinga’ and ‘amazeballs’ and a few new slurs, mostly the slurs.”

Johnson then slammed the president, who he said felt “totally unencumbered to use the power of the Justice Department to go after people he doesn’t like.”

Watch his full monologue above.

“The Daily Show” airs weeknights at 11 p.m. on Comedy Central.

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Sylvester Stallone on ‘I Play Rocky’ Biopic: ‘I’m Not Dead Yet’

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Sylvester Stallone is weighing in on seeing his life’s story retold on the big screen in the upcoming biopic I Play Rocky.

The film, which premiered to much fanfare at the Toronto International Film Festival earlier this month, follows the making of 1976’s Rocky, with Anthony Ippolito playing a young version of Stallone as he develops and pushes the film through a tumultuous production.

During a chat at 92NY on Monday promoting his new memoir The Steps, Stallone reacted to the project, admitting he was initially “kind of mixed because I’m going, ‘I’m not dead yet. Aren’t we jumping the gun a little bit?’ And then I saw this video of this kid [Ippolito]. I actually thought it was me the first moment; there were a couple of angles. I go to my daughter and say, ‘That’s unbelievable.’”

The star emphasized he has “nothing to do” with the movie, which was directed by Peter Farrelly. “I said, ‘I’ll just sit back and watch.’ I talked to the kid. I said, ‘If you want any questions, here I am,’ and that was it. But they did it all on their own,” as Stallone joked that in seeing Ippolito’s portrayal, “I go, ‘Do I talk like that?’ Now I get it. Now I get it.”

Elsewhere in the conversation, Stallone spoke about what it’s like for him to watch the Rocky movies now (“It’s like you look at a photo of yourself, everyone else likes it, but you go [growl]”) and revealed he’s trying to get Amazon to let him recut 1990’s Rocky V, calling the movie “a thorn in my side.”

“It bothers me to death because I know I took my foot off the gas,” he said, noting that he should have directed it himself and “I should have been more aware of not trying to be cool to the audience.” He joked that if he’s able to do a recut, “It’s not going to be great. It’ll be acceptable.”

Stallone was also asked by the moderator, CBS Sunday Morning’s Tracy Smith, if he thinks he could make it to the top of Hollywood if he was just starting out today.

“It’s a whole different ideology out there… I don’t think so. It’s a whole different mindset,” he replied. “The actors look different. They act different — not the mentality, but the subject matter isn’t something that I could relate to. Like action right now is kind of anachronistic.”

He continued, “For example, if you were going to make The Godfather today, try casting it. Impossible. The whole premise — it just came at a certain time, and that’s why it makes it so unique. So quite often when they do remakes, they’re fundamentally forgetting that that film was based on the social climate, the thing, the look, the ethnicity, everything that there was going on at that time. Today, you couldn’t cast the film.”

The Steps hits bookshelves on Tuesday.

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