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Jimmy Fallon Mocks Trump’s One-Page Plan to End Iran War
“The Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon mocked President Trump‘s plan this week to draft a one-page memo to end the war in Iran, asking incredulously, “What is he talking about?”
Fallon kicked off his Wednesday night monologue by celebrating National Nurses Week. The “Tonight Show” host thanked hospital workers for valiantly working “one of the toughest jobs” day in and day out, while using the moment to take a few pointed jabs at President Trump along the way.
“Thank you, nurses. You have one of the toughest jobs. You’re the ones who have to say, ‘Mr. President, the gown is supposed to open in the back,’” Fallon joked. “You’re the ones who have to butter the MRI machine so that the president can squeeze in and out. You’re the ones who have to weigh the president and then write down the number he gives you.”
“On the bright side, doctors are the ones who have to hold his ballroom while he coughs,” the former “Saturday Night Live” star concluded, referencing Trump’s unfinished White House ballroom. That project has become a point of controversy in recent weeks, thanks to Senate Republicans’ new efforts to secure taxpayer funding for the ballroom.
You can watch Fallon’s Wednesday night monologue yourself in the video below.
The “Tonight Show” host followed up his opening rant by pivoting to the Iran War and, specifically, reports that peace between America and Iran may be near, thanks to a memorandum that Trump is reportedly willing to sign outlining a new phase of negotiations between the two countries.
“Speaking of Trump, I read that he’s now working on a one-page memo to end the war in Iran,” Fallon said, before asking, “A one-page memo? There’s more paperwork involved in sending your kid to a trampoline park. I mean, what is he talking about?”
Fallon went on to reference a bizarre moment Tuesday involving Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, in which he denied reports that Iran has been using kamikaze dolphins to fend off the U.S. Navy in the Strait of Hormuz, all while refusing to confirm whether or not the United States has been doing so to Iran.
“If kamikaze dolphins don’t work, they’re going to send in the cocaine bear,” Fallon joked.
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Curry Barker’s ‘Anything But Ghosts’ Locks May 2027 Release by Focus
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Curry Barker’s ‘Anything But Ghosts’ Release Date Set
Curry Barker fever will continue into next summer as Focus Features and Blumhouse Atomic Monster are releasing the Obsession filmmaker’s next movie, Anything But Ghosts on May 7, 2027.
That’s similar to the early May launch date of Obsession which bowed during the third weekend of May this year (May 15) and opened to $17.1M domestic, but held like a rock, spiking an unprecedented +39% in its second weekend ($23.9M) and another +14% in its third weekend with $27.3M for a $263.4M final domestic, near $520M worldwide tally.
As we first told you, Focus has worldwide rights on Anything But Ghosts with Universal Pictures International handling international distribution for the studio. Barker co-wrote the movie with his
longtime creative collaborator and Obsession star Cooper Tomlinson. Anything But Ghosts stars Tomlinson and Barker as wannabe “ghosthunters” who find themselves in over their heads as things spiral wildly and terrifyingly out of control. Violet McGraw and Chris Reinacher also star with Bryce Dallas Howard and Aaron Paul. Barker in interviews has said that the feature takes place in the same universe as Obsession.
Already on opening on May 7, 2027 next year is Lionsgate’s Mel Gibson directed The Resurrection of the Christ (Part One) (technically that’s going on May 6) as well as 20th Century Studios’ Patrick Schwarzenegger and Phoebe Dynevor movie Beach Read. Sony kicks off summer 2027 on April 30 with the feature take of Nintendo video game The Legend of Zelda.
The other production companies on Anything But Ghosts are Spooky Pictures, Divide/Conquer, in association with Image Nation and Barker and Tomlinson’s That’s a Bad Idea. EPs are Daniel Bekerman, Curry Barker, Cooper Tomlinson and Ben Ross. Producers are Roy Lee, Steven Schneider, Jason Blum, Adam Hendricks and Greg Gilreath.
Focus Features acquired the CAA Media financed handled Obsession out of TIFF Midnight Madness 2025 for $15M. The movie went onto become Focus Features highest grossing movie ever in addition to be the highest grossing movie ever acquired out of a film festival (unseating Blair Witch Project‘s $248.6M WW gross). Barker’s debut feature, Milk & Serial, first streamed on YouTube to close to 3M views off a production budget of $800. Obsession was made for $750K by Capstone Studios before Focus picked up the title.
Barker mentioned to Deadline at our DGA TIFF panel that on Anything But Ghosts, “The hardest day on Obsession was the easiest day on Anything But Ghosts.”
He added, “We had a 130-page script and we had 26 days to shoot it. I’m also starring in it and directing and I’m the lead character. I have more lines than anyone in the movie.”
“Zach Kregger just told me, ‘You have to cut 30 pages’ and I probably should have listened to him. So, did my manager; he told me that, too.”
“But I didn’t cut a single page because I wanted to shoot all of it,” says Barker who was at TIFF for the one-year anniversary of the Obsession premiere, “It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done and we were compromising shots left and right off the shot list. Gone. Just like coverage was going out the windows. It was crazy.”
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Curry Barker’s ‘Anything But Ghosts’ Locks May 2027 Release by Focus
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