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Parallel Tales Review: Asghar Farhadi’s Dire Kieślowski Adaptation

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Loosely adapting “A Short Film About Love” into a long film about nothing, Asghar Farhadi’s cramped and tedious “Parallel Tales” forfeits the sordid humanity of Krzysztof Kieślowski’s masterpiece in exchange for the soapy meta-fiction of a meandering daydream. Both movies hinge on transgressive acts of voyeurism, but this one, which more self-consciously explores how the world can be shaped by the mere act of watching it, struggles to find anything of interest to show us.

Where Kieślowski trusted in the richness of what spying on strangers might reveal about ourselves, Farhadi — dead in the water without the narrative thrust of his signature neorealism — bends over backwards to contrive a flimsy house of mirrors that’s ultimately too dim to reflect anything beyond the limits of his own imagination. 

It’s possible I’m being a bit too harsh toward a fundamentally unserious thriller about a homeless guy who gets a little too invested in the idea that some local foley artists might be fucking behind each others’ backs, but it’s hard to forgive a movie that makes you want to fast-forward whenever Isabelle Huppert shows up on screen.

Trapped in a one-note role that nods to “Monsieur Hire” but would be lucky to earn comparison to “The Woman in the Window,” the iconic French actress stars as Sylvie, a reclusive novelist of unclear renown who starts relying on her telescope in lieu of other inspiration. For reasons that are sufficiently explained by Virginie Efira’s face, Sylvie decides that “Anna” — the name she assigns to the blonde sound engineer who works at the post studio across the street — will be the muse for her latest book. Sylvie decides that Anna is married to her colleague “Christophe” (Pierre Niney), but secretly having a torrid affair with their older boss Pierre (Vincent Cassel, perfectly cast to affirm such assumptions). 

“Parallel Tales” brings Sylvie’s new manuscript to life by dramatizing its different chapters across the first half of this movie. These scenes — semi-confoundingly written in the first-person, and visually distinguished from “reality” by virtue of a dour blue tint that drains them of what little vitality Farhadi and Massoumeh Lahidji’s script is able to muster — imagine that Sylvie’s narrator is spying on the apartment where she was raised as a child. The same apartment where her mother cheated on her father, causing him to move across the street and then eventually jump to his death. 

We suspect that Sylvie is drawing those details from personal experience, though Farhadi neglects to confirm or deny if that’s true, as doing so would undermine the point of a film about how reality is a byproduct of the fantasies that we project upon it. The good news is that it doesn’t really matter either way, because Sylvie’s editor — played by Catherine Deneuve, in a drive-by performance that probably required less of her time to shoot than “Parallel Tales” demands of our time to watch — thinks the manuscript is absolute dogshit. 

“My stories are from another time,” Sylvie laments, suggesting that people don’t care about hot French people fucking each other anymore because of woke. And that’s that. Back to miserably shuffling around her mice-ridden apartment and counting down the days until she’s due to move out. It’s always fun to see Huppert scowl at the world and blow smoke in its face, but Farhadi gives her almost nothing else to do, even — or especially — after a strange young man with a piercing gaze shows up and starts trying to impose Sylvie’s fanfic onto the real lives of the people who inspired it. 

His name is Adam (“Extraction” star Adam Bessa), he’s roped into Sylvie’s orbit after he chases down a pickpocket who robs her niece on the Metro, and he’s happy for any excuse not to spend another night in the shelter, even if that means helping a pissy old writer to pack up her shit. Dull for the same reason that Farhadi is drawn to him, Adam is an empty shell of a character without a past — a blank page who’s easily seduced by Sylvie’s voyeuristic novel because he’s excited by the potential of inventing people out of whole cloth. He makes a copy of the book before she trashes it, internalizes it as his own, and begins to insert himself into the action in an effort to spur it along… or something. 

A dime-store Patricia Highsmith sociopath in a movie whose spirit owes more to Georges Simenon, Adam fits so awkwardly within this story — within any and all of the stories of which it’s comprised — that he flattens them all into a shared condition of unreality. He stalks Anna, whose real name is Nita, with the subtlety of a vampire that has wet blood dripping from its teeth, and though an errant piece of voiceover insists that Adam is galvanized by the thrill of forcing his imagination upon her, “Parallel Tales” does absolutely nothing to dramatize his pleasure for us. 

Instead, we’re treated to a series of agonizingly torpid scenes in which Nita and her co-workers are incepted by the power of Adam’s fiction, which comes to assume the force of a self-fulfilling prophecy. It turns out that Cassel’s character is the one who’s in a relationship with Efira’s, and Ninney is his sniveling younger brother, but a gander at Adam’s freehand slop is all it takes for him to grow paranoid that his girlfriend is getting up to no good with his arthritic sibling. As tends to be the case in Farhadi’s work, a little push is all it takes to send people spiraling towards their doom.

And so, with the same callousness that he disposes of the family of mice who breed in Sylvie’s apartment, Adam begins to destroy the film workers across the street. Farhadi is a master storyteller whose films thrive in the corners that most screenwriters avoid at all costs, but “Parallel Tales” fails to find the pleasure or the tension in even the simplest of tropes (which come to include murders, ghosts, and people spying on people who are spying on people), and Farhadi’s unfussy direction mimics the forced intimacy of Kieślowski’s style without any trace of the moral constriction that held it together. 

The only evidence of a clearer take on this material can be found in Farhadi’s attention to sound, his film cleverly separates from the silent images that Sylvie and Adam see through their telescope. I don’t know if we needed to spend quite so much time watching Efira and Ninney re-create the noise of birds flapping their wings or lions clawing their way across the savannah (their overworked characters are doing post on what looks like the world’s most generic nature documentary), but “Parallel Tales” perks up whenever it flirts with the idea that reality is as piecemeal as the parts of a film, its disparate elements only forged into coherent meaning by the narcissism of the human mind.

The world is composed of the infinite stories we tell ourselves about it every day, almost all of which are more interesting — and more believable — than the one Farhadi chooses to share with us here. 

Grade: C-

“Parallel Tales” premiered in Competition at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival. It is currently seeking U.S. distribution.

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Hunter Biden Calls Trump the ‘Singular Existential Threat’ to Planet Earth

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Hunter Biden doesn’t have plans of running for office himself, but he still has some strong opinions when it comes to the presidency. In fact, President Joe Biden’s son just called President Donald Trump “the singular existential threat” to planet Earth.

During his wide-ranging interview with BBC Newsnight’s Paddy O’Connell on Friday, the 56-year-old artist opened up about receiving a pardon from his father during his last weeks in office back in December 2024 — and how Trump’s behavior may have impacted the decision.

“I am the most privileged person, as it relates to that, that there could possibly be. I was one of one, and I am eternally grateful for it,” Hunter shared. “I am eternally grateful for it because I think that Donald Trump has proven to be exactly who my dad thought he was going to be, as it relates to the revenge and retribution that he would seek on his political enemies.”

“Was it good for our Constitution? Was it good for the American people? Was it good for my dad’s legacy? No, on all counts,” he further admitted.

President Biden pardoned his son just weeks ahead of his sentencing on tax evasion and federal gun charges. At the time, Trump called the act “an abuse and miscarriage of justice.” A year and half later, Hunter remains equally unimpressed by his father’s successor (who was also, notably, his predecessor).

“I’m not going to stop talking about Donald Trump,” he concluded. “Donald Trump is the singular existential threat to this globe. Donald Trump is, literally, a greater threat than we have faced in any of our lifetimes.”

Elsewhere in his interview, Hunter fought tears while sharing a painful update on his father’s prostate cancer metastasizing to his bones: “My dad is, to this day, remains the center of our family. Not just because of who he is as the the public person, but completely because of who he is to each one of us. It’s really, really hard and it’s really sad to watch.”

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‘One Night Only’ Director Understands “Sex Purge” Comparisons

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While One Night Only is intended as a romantic-comedy, there are some obvious dystopian undertones that audiences can’t ignore.

Director Will Gluck recently addressed online comparisons between the Purge franchise and his new Universal rom-com, which is now in theaters, about two New Yorkers (Monica Barbaro and Callum Turner) who meet on the one night a year premarital sex is legal.

“I am very aware of the online discourse about this world and this movie being the ‘sex Purge,’ and rightfully so,” he told SlashFilm. “But I don’t want this movie to be about that. And I know I get some blowback going, ‘How could you make a movie about this not being about that?’ Because I love exploring characters and situations.

Gluck added, “Whenever us humans get put in situations, no matter how or why the situation happens, we still have to be humans and get through the day. And that’s what interests me. So we didn’t want it to overwhelm. We wanted to explain it. We didn’t want to take a side. We wanted to show both sides, but we wanted it to be about these two people going through this crazy night.”

With five movies and a TV series expanding on the universe since The Purge premiered in 2013, the Blumhouse franchise is set in an alternate reality where all crime, including murder, is legal one night a year for 12 hours.

Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro in a scene from the movie One Night Only
Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro in ‘One Night Only’

In a similarly dystopian fascist universe, albeit with a much lighter mood, One Night Only follows recently dumped pizzeria owner Owen (Turner) and singer Allie (Barbaro) meet on the one night of the year premarital sex is legal under the United States’ “chastity mandate.”

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Perez Hilton in Serious but Stable Condition After Self-Harm Livestream

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Perez Hilton’s condition remains “serious but stable” as of Saturday afternoon, four days after he was hospitalized following an apparent incident of self-harm that was livestreamed on TikTok.

“There are many false and inaccurate reports circulating in the media regarding Perez and the circumstances surrounding this situation,” his team shared in a weekend update. “We want to confirm that Perez remains hospitalized under Florida’s Baker Act. His communication has been extremely limited and confined to immediate family, medical providers and others directly involved in his care.”

“He has not communicated with the media or issued any public statements. The only statements regarding Perez that should be considered credible and authorized are those published directly on PerezHilton.com,” they continued. “Perez’s condition remains serious but stable. He experienced significant blood loss and sustained additional injuries that will require surgery in the coming days. His treatment and recovery will be a long process. We are grateful that Perez was able to spend time with his mother and sister yesterday. As our family remains focused on Perez’s treatment and recovery, we also need the space and privacy to care for everyone affected by this situation.”

On Thursday, Hilton’s loved ones revealed that his three children were removed from their Miami home on Tuesday “just minutes” before he began seemingly cutting himself with a knife on TikTok Live. The celebrity gossip blogger has since been able to communicate with his family, and they continue to ask for privacy.

“There is absolutely no reason for members of the media or the public to remain outside the family’s home. We again respectfully ask members of the media to leave the home and surrounding area, stop following family members and cease photographing Perez’s children. We also ask photo agencies not to purchase, publish or distribute any photographs of the children that may have been taken,” their new statement added. “For more than a decade, PerezHilton.com has maintained a ‘no kids policy,’ meaning the site does not publish photographs of children unless they are attending a public event or their family has chosen to make those photographs public on social media.”

“Perez’s children remain safe and are being cared for by immediate family,” they concluded. “Please allow them and the rest of the family the peace and privacy they desperately need during this incredibly difficult time. Thank you for your continued support, compassion and understanding.”

If you or someone you know is struggling or in crisis, help is available. Call or text 988 or chat at 988lifeline.org.

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