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Never Forget Cryptina: Horror’s Most Awkward Host — After Dark

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On Friday nights, IndieWire After Dark honors fringe cinema in the streaming age with midnight movies from any moment in film history.

First, the BAIT: a weird genre pick, and why we’re exploring its specific niche right now. Then, the BITE: a spoiler-filled answer to the all-important question, “Is this old cult film actually worth recommending?”

The Bait: A Critic, Two Directors, and Cryptina(?) Walk Into a Bar

A bustling hub of multicultural film discourse each July, McKibbins’ Irish Pub in Montreal (the one by Concordia University, not Cinema L’Amor) is a pretty good time. That’s where I met filmmakers Steph and Ryan Twyford-Rigley, also in town for the 2026 Fantasia Film Festival this week and revving up to make their crowdfunded debut feature “Goat Sword.”

It’s a heavy metal vampire comedy that sounds like it might actually be destined to find real support among the French-Canadian genre crowd. But 20 minutes later and half a beer in, the two married New Yorkers weren’t talking about their new project at all. Instead, they were showing off pictures of a white-blonde horror hostess they know as… CRYPTINA!

If you haven’t heard of Cryptina, don’t feel bad. Although, that is your loss. The cult character debuted in a 12-minute proof-of-concept pilot, titled “Cryptina’s Spook-Time Variety Show,” back in 2017. She later returned for a handful of feature-length anthology hosting gigs during the pandemic, but mostly exists as a collection of online clips today. (You can find the debut Cryptina performance on Troma Now, while the 2020 segments are free on YouTube.)

A testament to awkwardness, boob tape, and the enduring influence of Adult Swim, Cryptina still has a real fanbase in Brooklyn, especially at home with the Twyford-Rigleys. The original pilot even caught the attention of Joe Bob Briggs and earned a spot in the competition to become one of “The ABCs of Death 2.5,” suggesting the character might have a future beyond the festival circuit. But like so many beloved genre oddities, that next chapter never materialized.

Cryptina’s planned TV series fell apart, an oversized coffin Ryan built for the production eventually wound up hanging from the ceiling of a local bar, and just this year, an AI imitator became such a nuisance that the filmmakers had to send a cease-and-desist. Yeah… Cryptina’s story is kind of a rough one. So, why couldn’t Steph, Ryan, and I stop talking about her?

“Whenever someone asks me if I’m embarrassed by my old work, I always say no,” the actress behind those luminous black-and-white bedroom eyes told IndieWire. “I love everything I’ve ever done. I don’t even want to call it a stepping stone because that implies that it’s a lesser thing of the past. It was a different time, and it forever brings me joy.”

That giddiness was impossible to miss once we ducked into the festival’s green room and started watching old Cryptina clips together. Steph remembered constructing the graveyard-themed set in their living room, while Ryan ran around in his underwear because the fog machine had made their city apartment unbearably hot. Remembering the ordeal, the spouses interrupted each other with behind-the-scenes trivia memories, compliments for their other collaborators, and insights into how they had both changed as artists in the years since.

“The pandemic ones were really fun to work on as a team because we actually were able to bounce ideas off of each other,” Ryan said. “We were a writers’ room, just the two of us.”

Delighting in gags they’d come up with nearly a decade ago, the Twyford-Rigleys don’t see Cryptina (or her skeleton roommate Javier!) as a false start so much as a time capsule from the beginning of their marriage. Thanks to a mutual friend and an ill-timed Facebook request, the couple first met after a Ghost concert. The date that followed lasted 14 hours, and the very next day, Steph moved to Japan and Ryan went to spend time with his father after a cancer diagnosis.

They kept the relationship alive through letters and horror-themed care packages, with Steph mailing a tiny casket full of dead roses back to the U.S. and Ryan responding with a fake severed finger attached to a ransom note — demanding she move back to New York. They still tell the story like they’re trying to convince themselves that the last part actually happened, but the creative passion that formed between the Twyford-Rigleys has been burning ever since.

In addition to the forthcoming “Goat Sword,” Steph and Ryan have worked on a slew of music videos and short films. Of course, they’re proud of their wedding video (they built a funeral pyre?!) but Cryptina will always be close to their horror-loving hearts.

“We would resurrect her immediately,” Steph said. “People have been asking.”

Cinema is unusually good at preserving memories. Not just the masterpieces and heavily worshipped cult classics, but the strange little indie efforts that become inseparable from the people who made them. Sometimes those stories survive because the ideas at their center are later recognized as great, but sometimes they exist because a few fans refused to let them die.

Years after Cryptina had seemingly faded into obscurity, Ryan was in a New York emergency room when a doctor walked in, glanced at his chart, and suddenly stopped.

“Wait,” he remembered the physician saying. “‘Cryptina’s Spook-Time Variety Show?’ That’s you?”

The doctor had caught the Twyford-Rigley’s pilot at a New Jersey film festival years earlier, and even though Ryan and Steph had never met him before, Cryptina’s spirit lived on in him — and this week, at McKibbins’ bar, she possessed one more. Well, two. Happy haunting, Wilson! —Alison Foreman (P.S. Thanks for watching my cats.)

The Bite: Elvira for the Socially Awkward

Sometimes, when you volunteer to contribute to an After Dark entry here at IndieWire, you get led to places you’ve never once thought of going before — expanding your conception of what the film world is and discovering new avenues for creativity and art. What I’m getting at here is that, to write this column, our fearless leader Ali asked me to sign up for a free trial of something called Troma Now.

The world of midnight movies has become increasingly digitized and democratized over the past 15 or so years. Streaming and social media have expanded the avenues through which filmmakers can break through. Ali is currently rubbing shoulders with the midnight crowd up north, but thanks to a tiny indie streamer, I’m able to immediately engage with the work of the people she’s meeting from the comfort of my Los Angeles apartment. And that’s how I ended up spending my Friday afternoon watching a few short films presented by a socially awkward, Elvira-esque Mistress of the Night.

Trying to do Elvira is setting yourself up for a thankless challenge. Because really, who can fill the shoes of Cassandra Peterson’s iconic character? Elvira might be one of the few truly universally beloved figures in the horror community, a vampy ghoul with a Valley Girl affect whose humor and wink-wink, nudge-nudge approach to sexuality helped her transcend her local TV origins to become a genuine legend. The gays love Elvira, the girls love Elvira, the bros love Elvira — everybody loves Elvira.

But since Peterson retired the character, it has felt like there’s been a hole in horror. More than just a character, Elvira was an ambassador, someone whose effervescent presence elevated the B-movies she presented. The modern horror landscape could use someone like her again. So, is Cryptina and her “Spook-Time Variety Show” up to the task?

Cannily, the 2017 pilot for “Cryptina’s Spook-Time Variety Show,” now streaming on Troma Now, doesn’t try to strike gold twice by presenting its ghoulish host in the same fabulous mold as Elvira. Playing the character, filmmaker Steph Twyford-Rigley instead opts for a version that feels true to our modern landscape of internet overuse and social anxiety, portraying Cryptina as someone desperately trying to be a mysterious, seductive horror host but who’s just a little too self-conscious and uncomfortable in her own skin to pull it off.

The film she presents is delightfully silly. The pilot only features a handful of shorts, but the main one is a doozy: a “Twilight” parody in which the brooding Edward Cullen is replaced by Count Orlok in biblically accurate makeup. Watching an ordinary girl swoon over this obvious bloodsucker before reenacting the iconic “I know what you are” scene from Stephenie Meyer’s vampire saga is exactly the kind of so-dumb-it’s-genius comedy I want from a horror short.

Beyond the Troma Now pilot, you can also find on YouTube the hosting segments from four feature-length anthology episodes Twyford-Rigley and her husband, Ryan Twyford-Rigley, produced during the pandemic. It’s a slightly surreal experience watching the platinum-blonde host riff on movies we never actually get to see, but it’s fun largely because Twyford-Rigley is so effortlessly charming in the role. She sells jokes about Cryptina forgetting her cues or overexplaining a cheesy punchline until it’s beaten into the ground with an endearingly self-aware sense of relatability, and she makes the banter between Cryptina and her monstrous sidekick, Ghoulsby, feel surprisingly natural.

Does she fully measure up to Elvira? Well, no. But the fact that we’re even having the conversation suggests this character has the potential to go further than these few episodes. If Cryptina isn’t quite ready for primetime (or, uh, post-primetime) TV, that’s also part of her appeal. Horror could use a host who’s just a little anxious, a little awkward, and very, very online. —Wilson Chapman

“Cryptina’s Spook-Time Variety Show” is streaming on Troma Now.

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‘Bob’s Burgers Sets Exclusive Holiday Short For Hulu

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Bob’s Burgers is finally joining fellow 20th Television Animation comedies for Fox The Simpsons and Family Guy in releasing an original installment exclusively on its Disney streaming home.

At the Bob’s Burgers San Diego Comic-Con panel Saturday, creator and executive producer Loren Bouchard announced “On the Fort Day of Christmas, a holiday short premiering during this year’s holiday season exclusively on Hulu in the U.S. and Disney+ internationally in most markets.

In “On the Fort Day of Christmas”, a record-breaking Christmas snowstorm means one thing to the Belcher kids — a record-breaking Christmas snow fort.

The Simpsons and Family Guy started making exclusive episodes for Disney+ and Hulu, where their libraries are housed, respectively, when the series’ longtime broadcast network Fox a couple of years ago started ordering shorter seasons. The shows’ studio, 20th TV Animation, kept the annual output relatively steady, diverting the surplus episodes to its streaming platforms.

Bob’s Burgers, the third of the long-running Fox series from 20th TV Animation, had not done original streamlining specials until now.

The Simpsons in May revealed the latest episodes to stream exclusively on Disney+: double-episode “Extreme Makeover: Homer Edition,” released June 17, followed by full-length episodes “Simpsley” on July 3 and “Yellow Mirror,” a take on Black Mirror, on Aug. 26. Family Guy has been doing a Halloween and Christmas specials the last two years.

Bob’s Burgers centers on the working-class Belcher family — parents Bob (H. Jon Benjamin) and Linda (John Roberts) and their three children, Tina (Dan Mintz), Gene (Eugene Mirman), and Louise (Kristen Schaal) — who run a seaside New Jersey hamburger restaurant and their adventures interacting with the eccentric members of their community.

Bouchard was joined on the Comic-Con panel by stars Benjamin, Roberts, Schaal, Mirman as well as Supervising Director Bernard Derriman.

Season 17 of Bob’s Burgers debuts on Fox in midseason 2027, and will stream on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+ for bundle subscribers in the U.S.

Bouchard executive produces alongside Nora Smith, Dan Fybel, Rich Rinaldi, Jon Schroeder, Steven Davis, Scott Jacobson, Holly Schlesinger, Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux-Logelin and Janelle Momary-Neely. The series was co-developed by Jim Dauterive.

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‘Game Of Thrones: The Mad King’ UK Cancellations Spark Ticket Buyer Ire

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Ticket holders for the UK stage production Game of Thrones: The Mad King are furious over the last-minute cancellation of a week’s worth of preview performances at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre in Stratford-upon-Avon.

“Having booked hotels and paid for travel this is absolutely unacceptable,” writes a Reddit user on the subreddit “Absolutely Fuming at the RSC” devoted to the latest development. “They are now offering us the chance to rebook, with 0 availability for the remaining run. What a fucking joke.”

The new play, officially titled George R. R. Martin’s Game of Thrones: The Mad King, was to have begun preview performances July 20, with an opening date of August 8 and a closing on September 5. Stratford-upon-Avon is a two-hour drive from London.

But after the Royal Shakespeare Company canceled the first week of previews with no specific explanation given as to the cause, RSC sources told Variety Friday that the performance for tonight, July 25, remained on track.

But that was yesterday.

This morning, the RSC posted an Instagram announcement stating that tonight’s performance has been canceled as well.

The announcement reads:

“We have made the difficult decision to cancel the preview performance of George R. R. Martin’s Game of Thrones: The Mad King this evening (Saturday 25 July at 7:15 pm).

“The decision to cancel performances is always challenging and is only taken after careful consideration of all the options available. We recognise how disappointing this will be for audiences and we sincerely apologise for the inconvenience caused.

“All audience members affected will be provided with a full and automatic refund including any fees paid.”

Ticket buyers holding tickets for the canceled performances and hoping to re-book are apparently out of luck: The show’s ticket page indicates that all performances through the September 5 closing date are sold out.

On the subreddit, commenters saying they have preview tickets were furious. “When we booked the tickets originally, they did not say Preview Performances!,” writes Reddit user MikeyButch17 today. “That’s the most egregious thing. Also, they allowed us to rebook for tonight, after the person on the phone promised us the performance would go ahead regardless. What a joke!”

“In exactly the same position!,” responded el_palmo42. “Just checked into our hotel in Stratford and then received the email.”

No official word yet on whether other performances will be canceled.

The Mad King is a stage prequel that, according to its official synopsis, is set in Harrenhal as a long winter begins to thaw. “At a lavish banquet on the eve of a jousting tournament,” the synopsis reads, “lovers meet and revelers speculate about who will contend. But in the shadows, amid growing unease at the bloodthirsty actions of the realm’s merciless Mad King, dissenters from his inner circle anxiously advance a treasonous plot. Far away, the drums of battle sound. Family bonds, ancient prophecies, and the sacred line of succession will be tested in a dangerous campaign for power. Who will survive? Who will rise?”

The play is inspired by the “Robert’s Rebellion” lore of Martin’s sprawling book series, in which the married Prince Rhaegar Targaryen, son of the Mad King Aerys, falls in love with, and runs off with, Lyanna Stark. This leads to a rebellion led by Robert Baratheon, who is engaged to Lyanna. Successfully deposing the Mad King, The Rebellion leads to the downfall of House Targaryen.

When the production was announced, RSC Co-Artistic Directors Daniel Evans and Tamara Harvey described the staging as “a theatrical spectacle” that is “an ambitious and exhilarating collaboration.” The creative team members are puppetry and movement designers Nick Barnes and Finn Caldwell (of Lume), set designer Chloe Lamford, costume designer Georgia McGuinness, lighting designer Jon Clark, composer Will Stuart and sound designer Tom Gibbons. Duncan Macmillan (Every Brilliant Thing) is the writer, and Dominic Cooke is directing.

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Inside The Room As Donald Trump’s Rickles-Like Schtick Didn’t Land

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Inside the Waldorf Astoria on Friday evening, President Donald Trump took to the stage at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and tried out some Don Rickles-like schtick, interspersed it with some of his greatest rally hits and fixated on some of his obsessions, including his plans for a White House ballroom.

What stood out during his one-hour-and-two minute marks, though, was the silence in the crowd: many jokes didn’t land, he meandered into asides and veered into insider-ish attacks that likely went well over the heads of the TV audience. Much of what he said wasn’t humor, in contrast to the tightly scripted routines of his predecessors, but akin to a fever dream from someone who has spent a bit too much time watching right-wing TV.

At about 45 minutes in, guests were looking at their phones and fidgeting in their seats. I looked around and locked eyes with a man who gave a brief yawn. It was Howard Lutnick, the commerce secretary.

The length of Trump’s remarks were a reminder of one of Johnny Carson’s quips from the Oscars decades ago: “Welcome to two hours of sparkling entertainment spread over a four-hour show.” It should be noted that Trump’s weaving from topic to topic included a riff on the Academy Awards and how they have gotten too anti-Trump, but even that didn’t get much of a response.

The president did deliver some funny lines, including quips about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: “I hope that everyone finally got to enjoy their entire, very delicious beef tenderloin, very special beef. And I want you all to know that Bobby Kennedy, who’s right here, personally ran over the cow in his car.”

Trump also revealed that he still counts how many front-page stories he gets in The New York Times, and gave some practical guidance for reporters who have his phone number and want to call him directly, and why he answers some of them. “I always find that when you don’t speak to the press, you always get a bad story. When you do speak to the press, you have a shot at a good story.”

Yet in a room full of journalists, Trump’s attacks, like on figures like Kaitlan Collins, were met with stone-faces for those who were well aware their reactions may be caught on C-SPAN cameras. His personal insults, ranging from Adam Schiff having a pencil neck to Chris Christie’s weight to Bruce Springsteen’s aged face, also were repeats of various Truth Social posts.

The event, in the Waldorf Astoria ballroom, was in a much smaller venue than the Washington Hilton, making it more intimate and putting many attendees face-to-face with Trump’s top advisers and members of his cabinet, also including Stephen Miller, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. With a much smaller crowd, and no pre-event receptions, the enhanced security generally moved briskly.

There were standout moments during other parts of the evening. This was the rescheduled dinner after April’s event was stopped by an apparent assassination attempt on the president, as a gunman breached security and the sounds of gunfire sent the thousands of attendees at the Washington Hilton to the floor. The WHCA paid tribute to the Secret Service officer, Victor Gonzales, who helped stop the gunman, as well as the Washington Hilton staff.

WHCA President Weijia Jiang, White House correspondent for CBS News, gave a very personal and heartfelt speech about her journey, having been born in China, raised in Appalachian coal country and, inspired by Connie Chung, landing in the “Oval Office to ask questions of the president of the United States.”

There was pressure on the WHCA to directly confront Trump for his attacks on the press. Jiang talked about the purpose of the First Amendment and the intent of the founders, while commenting more generally on the state of the situation. She said, “Criticism of the media can be unfair. It can also be legitimate. We get a lot right, but sometimes we get things wrong. We mistake proximity to power for understanding it, and at times we get trapped in our own bubbles. There is a difference, though, an existential difference, between criticizing the press and trying to undermine it.”

When it came to the defense of the press at a difficult moment, the approach of the WHCA appeared to be that of what is taught in J-school: Show, don’t tell. A video segment featured an AI-generated James Madison explaining the importance of the First Amendment, with clips of Trump’s predecessors, including Ronald Reagan to Barack Obama, acknowledging the essential role of the press corps. Comments from Dan Rather and Sam Donaldson reinforced how the adversarial nature of the relationship is nothing new.

The most direct face-to-face with Trump’s press attacks came when Wolf Blitzer presented an award to The Wall Street Journal for its reporting on an alleged bawdy letter that Trump wrote to Jeffrey Epstein. As Blitzer noted that Trump sued the Journal for $20 billion, the president gave a smirk, to some laughter, then he shook hands with the reporters to received the prize. After it was over, he threw his hands up in the air, as if to say, whatever.

Toward the end of his winding remarks, Trump did say that he respected those in the room, but also that he planned to be back at the event next year.

What seemed to really wow the room came at the end, when mentalist Oz Pearlman performed a series of feats, made all the more notable when they involved UN Ambassador Mike Waltz and Blanche. The latter figure, awaiting Senate confirmation to take the DOJ post permanently, gamely played along as Pearlman asked him to lie about how much money he had in his wallet. Blanche said $130; Pearlman wrote down the correct figure, $85.

Later, Pearlman had Blanche sign one of his $20 bills.

“Hold it up and let everyone see the federal offense you have just committed,” Pearlman quipped. “He just clearly lost the Senate confirmation hearings on camera.” The interplay made sense a little while later when Pearlman performed another feat, writing a figure on a whiteboard that matched the serial number to Blanche’s bill.

The moment was a bit incongruous to what is going on in D.C. and with Blanche himself, what with the DOJ recently issuing subpoenas to reporters from The New York Times, and then withdrawing them in the face of a judge’s criticisms. But for the WHCA dinner, a tradition that has traditionally mixed the serious with showbiz, Pearlman’s routine at least proved to be a bit of sparkling entertainment.

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