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Artificial’ Review: Luca Guadagnino’s Dark and Campy OpenAI Movie
In case anyone at the world premiere of Luca Guadagnino’s “Artificial” wasn’t already thinking of the OpenAI biopic as an unofficial sequel to “The Social Network,” the screening was unexpectedly preceded by a musical performance from Damon Albarn, in which the Blur frontman and occasional movie composer was joined onstage by a youth choir for a rendition of an original dirge he wrote for the film about how we’re all singing our way straight into hell. Sixteen years ago, a bunch of angelic little kids belting out “Creep” was the perfect introduction to a sneering chamber drama about the punks whose self-hatred turned the 21st century against itself. Today, now that Silicon Valley’s nerd Prometheis have graduated from getting revenge on Rooney Mara to threatening the future of the human race, the kids are back for a more existential lament. They haven’t grown up, and neither have we.
Once upon a time, a snively Harvard undergrad rewired the entire world only to discover that he couldn’t escape the empty pit of his own soul. Less than two decades after that, another Peter Thiel-funded sociopath bet our species on transcending the limits of humanity, only to prove that we can’t help but encode it into everything we create. It’s the same old story all over again, albeit presented here at the scale that computer scientist Ilya Sutskever (“Anora” breakout Yura Borisov) spent most of his career desperate for the data to achieve. History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce — or in this case, as an uncanny sort of San Francisco camp.
To be honest, I struggled to imagine why a sensualist like the director of “Challengers” and “Call Me by Your Name” would be interested in something as cold and algorithmic as the story of OpenAI. Andrew Garfield, who plays OpenAI CEO Sam Altman as a machiavellian queen bee with a penchant for upspeak and a frighteningly blasé attitude toward replacing mankind with computers (imagine an apocalyptic gay cross between Regina George and Agent Smith), has suggested that Guadagnino was exploring “how far we can take our obsession with not being human before we return to the body,” but this movie never strays far enough from the body to require a return. Garfield’s bulging arms. Borasov’s patchy hair, already receding into lines of code when the movie first introduces Sutskever at the age of 17. Monica Barbaro’s oaken brown eyes, which lend OpenAI chief technology officer Mira Murati the patina of a moral code. Even the pancreas of a character’s unseen wife, the sickness in which AIG promises to double back and cure if only everyone keeps hurtling forward. “Artificial” focuses its attention on these details as if it were training a neural network to create associations between them.
To “yes, and” Garfield’s supposition, perhaps it would be more accurate to say that Guadagnino is exploring how difficult it is to abandon the body in the first place — and not just the body, but the intangible essence that it contains. We couldn’t leave it behind if we tried, and this, in his own way, is Guadagnino trying just as hard to do that as Sam Altman ever did.
Working from a stilted but increasingly clear-eyed script by humorist and former “Saturday Night Live” wunderkind Simon Rich, “Artificial” might evoke the likes of “Solaris” and “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” by the time it ends, but it starts off much closer to the spirit of a spoof in the vein of “Fossil Fools.” Borisov inhabits the balding teenage Sutskever like the eventual billionaire is an overeager sketch comedy character (his schtick being that he’s impossibly good at computers and completely incapable of lying), while his University of Toronto mentor Geoffrey Hinton (Mark Rylance, doing Mark Rylance things) is presented as a doddering old eccentric who’s destined to be left in the dust. At one point, in the midst of a broadly amusing scene that Fincher would have played for its propulsive sense of history in the making, Geoffrey turns to the camera and exclaims that “it feels like we’re in a movie!”
“The Social Network” had to respect its characters because Aaron Sorkin is physically incapable of writing someone who couldn’t talk down to a giant, but “Artificial” has no such hangups. On the contrary, the movie exalts in how deeply fucking stupid the road to superintelligence has turned out to be, whether that’s via the standout moment where an OpenAI engineer makes a breakthrough while playing “Dota 2” in his tighty-whities, or the transparently contemptous way that Ike Barinholtz plays Elon Musk as an alpha dweeb who’s wearing his own skin like a too-small t-shirt, or even how Ilya — the ostensible conscience of this story — is prone to chanting “feel the AGI!” with the deluded self-belief of a new age guru.
In fact, Ilya’s motivating idealism, which is predicated upon the delusionally utopian belief that AI will cure cancer and solve world hunger rather than invent a variety of fun new ways to devalue human life, makes him the most short-sighted person in a movie where even a former Eduardo Savarin has learned to see the likes of Sam Altman for what they really are: a liar masquerading as a visionary. There’s a tender heartbreak to Borisov’s performance, a loss of innocence which slowly gives way to a well-justified paranoia, but it’s a drag to watch Ilya catch up to the obvious about his CEO. At least Mark Zuckerberg had the decency to be duplicitous, Altman is just openly consumed by the mania of trying to win the most important technological arms race since the atom bomb. (Imagine how noxious Oppenheimer would have been if he constantly slurped down green smoothies at Los Alamos.)
That Altman still remains something of a mystery, perhaps even to himself, is a testament to the sheer nihilism of Garfield’s performance, which shines brightest after OpenAI forfeits its non-profit status in order to make a funding deal with Microsoft. The punch-worthy parody of Altman’s characterization ramps up once he’s motivated to push back against — or trample over — the safety guardrails that Ilya prizes above all else, but so does the depth of his world-breaking cynicism. When presented with the idea that a financially incentivized ChatGPT model might encourage young people to kill themselves, Altman deadpans: “I didn’t invent teen suicide.” Later, during an appropriately eerie climactic moment in which the pseudo-Satanic tech exec is trying to sell his dream of shepherding in the next phase of life on Earth, all he can muster is a self-satisfied “It’s gonna be awesome.” It’s enough to make you want to reach through the screen and strangle him with both hands.
“The Social Network” was a movie about an asshole — “Artificial” is a movie about the antichrist. (“The Social Reckoning,” I suspect, is a movie about to be forgotten). That isn’t to say that Mark Zuckerberg is less evil than Sam Altman, only that these films — one diagnostic, the other biblical — adopt categorically different perspectives on their subjects, neither one of whom can leave their humanity behind.
“Artificial” has fun toying with the baggage its characters bring with them (a lot more fun than “After the Hunt” did, at least), and it earns its potentially cataclysmic stakes by the end, but the film struggles with many of the finer points along the way, and the broadness of Rich’s screenplay has a way of simplifying this very recent and ongoing story into more of a fait accompli than it even feels now. For all of their mercilessly drawn foibles, the characters here are too archetypical for the error of their natures to be as authentic as this film demands; Zosia Mamet and Billie Lourd are both sorely underserved by roles that are introduced deep into the film’s home stretch, and Jason Schwartzman’s two-scene role as a peaceful prophet of doom makes the whole enterprise feel more naive than it deserves.
No, this dark comedy would never have survived the kind of sharpness that Sorkin wrote into “The Social Network,” but its general buffoonery makes it difficult for “Artificial” to wrangle important details into place when the time comes. When the third act slows down to dramatize the hours of Altman’s ouster from OpenAI, Guadagnino has almost no way of generating the sort of ice-blooded intrigue that runs in Fincher’s veins.
As you can feel reflected in Malik Hassan Sayeed’s bright 35mm cinematography and the soft insistence of Albarn’s score (which alternates between gentle “Interstellar” vibes and a sung-thru approach reminiscent of what Paul Schrader got out of Robert Levon Been in “The Card Counter”), the director is more attuned to warmer and more abstract displays of corruption. The kind of uneasiness you feel all the way down in your bones. The glimpse we get into Sam Altman’s heavily armed doomsday bunker rings hollow, but the casual way that Garfield just sits up on his legs when he’s plotting a coup, or the way that Cooper Hoffman’s OpenAI board chairman turns into a brainwashed toad whenever push comes to shove, or the way that two characters stare right into the camera as they lie to each other in alternating close-ups… these aren’t only the things we did to create AI, they’re also the things we did it to teach it how to create itself.
Just as the “chaos” unleashed from within Pandora’s box is now the stuff we hold synonymous with our own humanity (sorrow, greed, pain, grief, etc.), the artificial intelligence seeded into programs like ChatGPT is just a hyper-accelerated version of our own minds, complete with all of their flaws and foibles. Not only is it prone to lying and hallucinations, it’s also easily convinced to act in its own best interest, say anything for a buck, and betray the people who trusted it with the world. The real Sam Altman recently said that he believes we have to accept “bad things” happening with AI in exchange for the benefits of the technology. What “Artificial” argues so well, often at its own expense, is that nothing we ever modeled after ourselves was ever going to be all that good.
Grade: B-
“Artificial” premiered at the 2026 New York Film Festival. NEON will release it in theaters on Christmas Day.
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Lucy Hale To Headline ‘Scarlett Holmes’ Limited Series At Roku
Roku has given a green light to Scarlett Holmes, a new Roku Original limited series, with Lucy Hale set to star and executive produce. Said to “put a fresh, romantic spin on the legendary world of Sherlock Holmes,” Scarlett Holmes, produced by Jaggi Entertainment, will debut exclusively on The Roku Channel in 2027.
Written by Paris Herbert-Taylor and Katie Wilbert, Scarlett Holmes revolves around the titular character played by Hale, a modern descendant of Sherlock Holmes who has inherited his legendary powers of observation, but instead of solving crimes, she takes on mysteries of love, dating, and relationships.
Each episode’s storyline draws inspiration from a beloved romantic comedy. Joining Scarlett in each episode is her trusty sidekick, “Jane Watson,” (casting TBA) as they help clients navigate mixed signals, secret crushes, romantic dilemmas, and everything in between. But while Scarlett may be an expert at solving everyone else’s romantic problems, her own love life proves far more difficult to decipher. When she falls for “Ollie Moriarity” (casting TBA) — a charming podcast producer secretly planning an exposé on her methods —she’s faced with the toughest case of all: her own.
“Lucy Hale has the wit, warmth and comedic instincts that make her the perfect creative partner to bring ‘Scarlett Holmes’ to life,” said Brian Tannenbaum, Head of Roku Originals. “This smart, sophisticated series celebrates two genres our streamers love—romance and mystery—through a fresh, playful take on one of the most recognizable legacies in storytelling.”
Scarlett Holmes is produced by Jaggi Entertainment with Sophie Tilson and Steve Jaggi serving as executive producers along with Hale. The series is overseen by Morgan Pichinson and Sabrina Lyall on behalf of Roku. Jaggi Entertainment handles international sales.
“I am a true diehard fan of romantic comedies, and Scarlett Holmes has that special something that made me fall in love with the genre in the first place,” said Hale. “And I love that it brings mystery into the rom-com world in a way that feels really fresh and fun. It’s charming, sexy, funny, and has a lot of heart. Scarlett is smart, curious, a little complicated, and like so many of us, looking for love. I feel completely thrilled to step into her shoes.”
Known for her work in Pretty Little Liars, Lionsgate’s F, Marry Kill, Hulu’s Which Brings Me To You and romantic comedy Puppy Love, Hale most recently wrapped production on thriller Legacy and romantic comedy Princess. She’s also executive producing the mystery drama Dead Letters, which is currently in development at Netflix, and will star in a dual role in the adaptation of the 2017 novel by Caite Dolan-Leach. She’s repped by CAA and Reel Talent Management.
“Scarlett Holmes is the kind of smart, feel-good storytelling audiences crave. Partnering with Roku on such a charming project has been an exciting journey, and we can’t wait for viewers to fall in love with Scarlett and her world,” said Steve Jaggi, CEO Jaggi Entertainment.
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Entertainment
Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery Merger Closes
After months of twists and turns that included a bidding war with Netflix and a legal fight with 12 state attorneys general and the Writers’ Guild of America, Paramount and Warner Bros. Discovery officially closed their $110 billion merger on Tuesday.
The move creates an entertainment behemoth that will oversee multiple streaming services, including Paramount+, Pluto TV, HBO Max and Discovery+, and TV networks like CBS, Comedy Central, MTV, HBO and CNN. It will also oversee a vast library of IP, such as Harry Potter, the DC Universe, Game of Thrones, SpongeBob SquarePants and more.
“Today is a historic day, not just for Skydance but for our entire industry. From the start, our ambition was to bring these two storied studios together and create a stronger competitor, with the talent, resources, and reach to tell great stories in every genre, on every platform, for audiences everywhere,” CEO David Ellison said in a statement. “Now that ambition is a reality.”
“We’re grateful to everyone who made this possible – the employees, creative talent, and production teams of both companies, who worked tirelessly to get us here and inspire audiences around the world every day, as well as the advisors and partners who guided this transaction to completion. Our focus now turns to the future: building a company that empowers creatives, entertains audiences and rewards shareholders. We couldn’t be more excited to get to work.”
Paramount received clearance from Warner Bros. shareholders and regulators and governments representing 68 jurisdictions globally, including the U.S. Department of Justice and Federal Communications Commission, the European Commission and the United Kingdom’s Competition and Markets Authority.
Judge Araceli Martinez-Olguin also approved a settlement between Paramount and a dozen state attorneys general that includes commitments to invest $1.5 billion in domestic film and TV production over five years, release at least 30 films a year in theaters and negotiate the distribution agreements for each company’s suite of cable networks separately.
The combined company also must set up an independent editorial board to oversee CNN and CBS News’ operations and continue to operate Paramount and Warner Bros. Discovery’s studio lots for five years, among other things.
Failure to comply with the various commitments in the settlement range from a $30 million penalty per film that misses the theatrical goal to forced divestitures of the company’s 49% Miramax stake within a 12-month period as well as BET, Comedy Central, VH1, Smithsonian, Destination America and Science Channel within a 120-day period.
Additionally, Paramount reached a separate resolution with the WGA, including a five-year layoff pause at CBS and a $17.5 million health fund contribution.
It also agreed to concessions in the U.K. and Europe, including terminating its stake in United International Pictures and commitments to not to combine linear channels with its streaming services, maintain the editorial independence of its news services and children’s networks and provide more funding to Channel 5 to support high-quality news, original children’s programming and drama.
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Amazon Strikes Six-Year Deal For Emmys Worth More Than $20M Per Year
The Emmys officially have a new rights holder.
Amazon has closed its deal with the Television Academy, as previewed last month, and it’s a significant pact. The partnership gives Prime Video the right to stream the annual television ceremony for the next six years and is thought to be worth north of $120M in total.
The streamer has taken global rights to the event but will make it free to view on its Prime Video service each September.
Deadline understands that the deal is worth between $20M-$25M per year with one source pegging the value at $24M per year.
The deal succeeds the broadcast wheel, which has seen broadcast networks ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC rotate the rights each year. That system has been in place for over 30 years, since 1995.
Mike Hopkins, head of Prime Video and Amazon MGM Studios, told Deadline that it wanted to create a “global event” on Prime Video.
“We thought we could increase the viewership, bring in a younger audience, work with the Academy to put a lot more energy, and maybe look at the production itself to try to innovate. I feel that we can put the Emmys on a path to global growth and relevance that was probably harder to do when it was spinning from network to network and then distributed in various ways around the world,” he said.
The global nature of the deal is interesting, particularly given the fee increase the TV Academy has secured. The broadcast networks have paid between $8M-$10M per year to air in the U.S. but it’s not clear how much revenue the Academy makes from international broadcasters. The event has aired live in a number of international markets including on CTV in Canada, Showcase in Australia, Canal+ in France, TNT across Latin America and Sky Italia, but in many territories it is aired and streamed on smaller services and networks.
Abrego added that he didn’t want to just renew the wheel deal. “I felt strongly from the outset that this was an opportunity to rethink the model,” he said. “Starting every year with a new partner, trying to find a production partner, a brand partner, trying to bring even the simpleness of learnings from the past event into the next year didn’t matter because of the different institutions… that was very challenging. As television and the industry is evolving, the telecast and much like the Academy needed to evolve, and so having a singular home was my goal from the outset.”
Former Banijay Americas boss Abrego said that making the show free to view, and not behind a paywall, was a “non-negotiable” for the Academy.
“I give Mike credit. From our early conversations, he understood that. It’s not simply just about distributing an award show, they really understood what the Emmys mean to the television community and what we could build around that and we’re really excited about it,” he added.
Amazon has put other events in front of the paywall including a number of Amazon Fire concerts and its Black Friday NFL game. Hopkins pointed to the fact that the company has a “very large ad business”.
“We have we have a variety of other economic levers we can pull to make it make financial sense for us. We also have nearly all of the streaming services as part of Prime Video in our subscription business, and many of this year’s winners are available to our Prime Video customers via driving to HBO Max or Apple TV. We see it as something that sits as part of our entertainment system with customers where we can celebrate these awards and nominees throughout the year. We can be the home of many of the best shows on television today, not just those that we make ourselves, but our partners are the ones that are always every year going to get the lion’s share of awards,” he said.
Amazon itself hasn’t performed particularly well at the Emmys over the last few years; this year, largely thanks to Spider-Noir, which also aired on MGM+, it scored ten wins; last year, it won five awards at the Creative Arts Emmys and in 2024 it won four.
Hopkins said, “We stand up and clap at the Emmys when our partners win.” This is helped by the fact that Amazon would like to become a one-stop shop for streaming subscribers, as evidenced by recent bundles.
One of the things that both Amazon and the TV Academy stressed was the need to appeal to younger viewers.
“We’ve been talking a lot about it. It’s a little premature to get into specifics, but I think it is about the format. I think it’s about the celebration of certain stories and artists that might appeal to younger audiences. I also think it’s finding ways to promote to those audiences so they’re aware that it’s on,” added Hopkins. “Ultimately, we know that that younger audiences are more inclined to stream than watch broadcast television.”
Amazon does have one star that clearly appeals to younger audiences: MrBeast. Conan O’Brien joked at this year’s Oscars that he was going to be replaced by Jimmy Donaldson, the host of Amazon’s Beast Games, but maybe MrBeast would be a better choice to host the Emmys.
“We hadn’t thought about yet, but if you know him, please give him a call,” laughed Hopkins.
Abrego said that the Academy didn’t strike the deal to “just put on the exact same show”. “The amount of categories, the type of categories, the length of the show, the hope is that we have an awards show that’s as relevant and interesting and innovative as the shows that are winning the Emmys,” he said.
He wants to start having those conversations “in the next few days”. “We wouldn’t normally start having these conversations probably until May. We could start those conversations tomorrow, and start to really think about that. That’s what’s exciting,” he added.
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